The Wall Street Journal's goal to simply to maintain the status quo.

Worrying about climate change is a mental disorder... so be a man and go out and buy a new Ford F-150!

You need a vehicle capable of climbing (or hauling) Mt. Everest!

You need a vehicle that costs as much as a small house, that's going to sit in the driveway (won't fit in the garage) 98% of the time, won't fit in the average parking space when you journey out into the wilds of your local Costco parking lot, and you especially need a vehicle that use five times the fuel of your average passenger car.

(The fossil fuel industry thanks you!)

But at least you can tow your boat to.... to.... well, there's got to be some lake somewhere that hasn't dried up yet!

Consume as normal. Buy as normal. Burn as normal.

It's the American way.